I don't have much to say today, so here are some jokes! Hope you have a great day!
A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia. She whispers, "They're right behind you!"
Want to hear a roof joke? The first one's on the house.
What should you do if you're attacked by a group of clowns? Go straight for the juggler.
Why don't koalas count as bears? They don't have the right koalafications.
A cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway. Police advise citizens to look out for a group of hardened criminals.
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
I saw a movie about how ships are put together. It was riveting.
Why did the taxi driver get fired? Passengers didn't like it when she went the extra mile.