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I don't have much to say today, so here are some jokes! Hope you have a great day!
Mary

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia. She whispers,
"They're right behind you!"

Want to hear a roof joke? The first one's on the house.

What should you do if you're attacked by a group of clowns? Go straight for the juggler.

Why don't koalas count as bears? They don't have the right koalafications.

A cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway. Police advise citizens to look out for a group of hardened criminals.

I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I saw a movie about how ships are put together. It was riveting.

Why did the taxi driver get fired? Passengers didn't like it when she went the extra mile.

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